How do you title a dream?

Somehow im caught with pot, its a minor amount and theres obviously none in my system, i keep going through the layers of beaucracy each time coming back with a "its being taken care of" only to have more serious charges pressed against me, till eventually it ends up with POM and Statetory Rape, my dad is furious and helping me yell at these school teachers who i suppose are the lackeys sent to instruct me on what to do now, how, when this happens im in a multilevel building and on the floor below is a dance troupe doing a dance of rolling a giant joint, that spins and glows red once rolled to simulate burning, pretty neat, For whatever reason after this i make my way back to a beach house where mindy is, things ensure, but are inturrupted by a large black man pulling her off of me, saying i raped her, (maybe thats where the statetory rape charge came in, though we didnt have sex in the dream) This points me in a direction of taking a road trip to dallas where around waco i stop into a tourist trap where they have chuck taylors for 13.50, but i cant buy any, i think to myself, because i have to save money for that window I busted out, (damn real life messing with my dream life, in fact also in the dream i was quite worried that the POM would interfer with my current court case, though i have dreams where i think that when im arrested in my dream alot) However a group of intresting looking kids walk in and start raving how MEST is gonna be at shop in a few hours, describing MEST as "good charlotte and blink 182 meet the deftones" I leave, things get hazy from here in the end its someone convincing me I need to put 400 dollars into a grocery fund.

If the dream seems like its rambling and hard to read, thats because it was and hard to write.